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nasty-otter:

it could be worse your mom could always be

MRS. BENSON


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sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her


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theatomicboom:

why is there a glee crossover/au for EVERYTHING


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I suppose this used to happen quite often
  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
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joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada


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basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral


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chongthenomad:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

ashappyasdisney:

disneyforeverlives:

Oh my gosh

‘Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets left behind.
Or forgotten.

brb
/sobbing/
/dehydration/
/severe dehydration/
/dies/

“…what it’s just Lilo touching an old man’s-

oh my god.”

chongthenomad:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

ashappyasdisney:

disneyforeverlives:

Oh my gosh

‘Ohana means family.

Family means nobody gets left behind.

Or forgotten.

brb

/sobbing/

/dehydration/

/severe dehydration/

/dies/

“…what it’s just Lilo touching an old man’s-

oh my god.”

(Source: magicaldisneymemories)

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Probably getting a work permit real soon


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lalondie:

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine

lalondie:

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine

(Source: nervouscrashh)

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